WindOS 99 - The NEW WindOS!

(Don't tell us about the other ones, please)

The first truly universal Operative Syndrome. No matter what task you set upon doing, WindOS will make you realize what True Performance© is!

If you can handle it, WindOS will!

What makes WindOS truly awsome is its unique 63-bit snafu kernel of the well-tested Muck 4.0 type. The hardworking de facto OS is a BuSteD Lunatix system. Meeting you, dear user, is a easy-to-juice graphic inyourface ("Desktop Jerkspace") developed by our cognitive scientist team.

It features:

Multi-dreading:
can dub and wail simultaneously
Procrusted memory:
Never forgets ANYTHING.
Symmetrical multi-processor handling
Melts the chipses in chorus
Multi-basking desktop interface
Get a sun-tan while surfing!
Pre-empted memory manager:
The best thing would be a simple quote from Rev. Robert Lind of Kramfors, Sweden:
"Life is just like a paper bag, empty and useless until you fill it with something"


Able to run up to 14 applications on the SAME DAY! (when using our special CD jukebox)

Able to handle fonts (yes it is true!!) such as TrueHype�, PoshScript� and other formats. Compatible with various non-Silicon Valley Script Systems such as Canya'Talk�, Canya' Kit�, Wapple Ranguage Kits�, BabyTalk�, various odd Swedish Dialects etc.
WindOS handles it all!! It's your own fault if you can't read it.

Crossplatform compatible awareness competence! And of course we have our own version of the ever increasingly widespread all-mighty Jahve Language� (courtesy of Son[ofMan] computers).

Built in Webbrowser ("CyberHippo"�) which only takes up 4.3 GB on your harddisk.

Buy the groundbreaking WindOS 99!!!!
It is not as expensive as some other things!

While you are on an uncritical spending spree, you might just buy Mammon Software's AddPack, which adds features to WindOS, such as antivirus software, to disable the built-in virus features of WindOS (Believe us! You will need it).

Soon coming:
Add Pack 2 incl. anti-anti-virus software.
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